waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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