We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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