i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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