This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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