We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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