It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
So here I am, sexting at work.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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