More tranny stories later!
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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