Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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