remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Randomize
