haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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