whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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