Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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