I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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