what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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