I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Randomize
