Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Watching her eat just hurts me
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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