STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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