if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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