Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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