That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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