I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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