But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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