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Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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