id be glad to
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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