Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
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