i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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