I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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