Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
please come you make the beer taste better
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
last night I used snow as a chaser
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