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I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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