I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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