Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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