He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
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