you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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