from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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