I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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