Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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