so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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