Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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