But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
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