wake up i wanna do it froggy style
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Is Oprah even human
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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