Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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