Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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