at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I need to calm my uterus...
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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