I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
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