I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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