I'll bet she douches with gravy.
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Randomize
