Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
where does the pee come out of this thing
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
