Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
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