Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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