were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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