His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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