I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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