it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
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