He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Holy sore nipples Batman
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I am available for nakedness
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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