Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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